| Taco Bell employee: | Hi how are you today? |
| Me: | Crunchwrap supreme |
Bases loaded. Full count. Chris Davis at the plate. Nothing a Max Scherzer heater can’t solve.
(via toinfanteandbeyond)
Well, goddamn it, Indy, where doesn’t it hurt?!
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can’t keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all."
Lou Gehrig (via mightyflynn)
Bruh
I just lost my shit oh my god
omg
(Source: liv3now)
